(Reprints Red Razors stories from Judge Dredd Megazine #1.08-1.15 and 2000 AD Progs 908-917 and 971)
This week I'm happy to be joined by the estimable Mr. Graeme
McMillan, my former comrade at Techland's Comic Book Club and the Savage Critics.
Graeme continues to kick ass on a daily basis at Blog@Newsarama and
Robot 6
and I Am Graeme McMillan's Blog
and Spinoff
and the aforementioned Techland
and SavCrit. And Twitter. I do not know how he does it.
And speaking of comrades...
GRAEME: I'll admit it: I didn't remember Red Razors being this bad.
To be fair to my memory, I'd never read the second series,
which is by far the worse of the two collected in the book, but... To call this
"Not Mark Millar's finest hour" is to be far too polite. The second
series feels so disjointed and lacking in basic things like consistent
motivation or explanation of what is actually happening that I'm left convinced
that it's the victim of some really bad editing. For all the failures of the
series' original Megazine run, at least
it made sense, you know?
Both of the series feel, in their own ways, like parodies
of Judge Dredd (the strip, not the
character) in some way. Dredd at its pulpy best has always eagerly and
shamelessly lifted from whatever pop culture Wagner, Grant or whoever was
writing the strip at the time was paying attention to, but it was somehow
more... I don't know, artful, perhaps, than what Millar does with Red
Razors. Perhaps it's that the pop culture
pilfering of Dredd was always more of an Easter egg (a passing reference to
"David Blunkett Block" or whatever, there for those who'll get the
joke but not standing in the way for those who won't) and less of a feature of
the story, or that there was generally more done with the references than here.
A Starsky and Hutch club where
the informant is called Huggy Bear? That just seems lazy, and too
straightforward. The same with the Posh Paws dinosaur that appears at the end
of the first series - it's too on
the nose, the comic equivalent of someone saying "Hey, do you remember
[Insert Reference Here]? Do you? That was great, wasn't it?"
(I'll not even deign to mention the Scooby-Doo rip-off which, again, Millar doesn't do anything with. It's just "Hey, Scooby-Doo, you guys!
SCOOBY-DOO!")
It's funny, looking back, to see how much of the first
series is so much of its time. The Chief Judge is Adamski, whose biggest hit
came out in 1990 - let's just consider this the first version of Millar using
Eminem in Wanted, years later - and the villainous Judge Nutmeg takes his name
from a character in the then-popular Vic Reeves' Big Night Out TV show. More pop-cultural references, yes, but here's something about their
contemporariness (have I just invented that word?) that makes them different in
some way that I can't quite put my finger on. Engaging the zeitgeist, perhaps,
instead of just rolling along on nostalgia?
Of course, all of that is missing in the second series,
which is just... a mess. Reading it, I kept on waiting for some kind of magical
reveal that would make some sense of its plot, and that never happened. It was
like a less comedic version of Axe Cop,
with a plot that read much like "And then THIS happens and then THIS
happens and then he's dead and then he comes back and he's killed again and
Judge Dredd is defrosted and and and" without either taking a breath or
realizing just how insane the whole thing is, and not in a good way. I
genuinely am convinced that this was some script for the Megazine that was probably sitting on the shelf for years -
there's, what, three years between the two series? - and was then pulled out
when they needed a strip for 2000 AD
and were desperate, and pages were just hacked off by editorial in a mad rush
to make sure it was the right length. It's horrible. Or am I being too mean?
DOUGLAS: No, no, that's about right. To be fair, there's one
very clever idea at the center of Red Razors: it's a strip about the collapse of the Soviet Union (let's note that
the series began with the issue of the Megazine dated May 1991), and the horrible American junk
culture that rushed in to fill the void. (The very first panel shows somebody
ordering a cheeseburger and a Coke at a McDonald's in something like Red
Square.) Piggybacking it onto the Dredd universe was a questionable move--and I
still don't understand why it's set 50 years or so after Dredd continuity, when
it's so clearly a very-near-future premise--but maybe it's part of the central
joke: if the ultimate end of the American police ideal is the law-and-order
fascist who traps the world in his panopticon, the ultimate end of the Russian
police ideal ca. 1991 (at least as it was understood in the U.S. and U.K.) is
the thug who'll kill you just because he feels like it and might get something
out of it for his gang.
That said, yeah, Millar fumbles it badly. He was 21 years
old at the time Red Razors launched, and
I'm willing to cut him a little bit of slack for being incapable of subtlety
then. (As opposed to now.) But you're right: all the pop-culture references are
here's that thing you used to like! Again! I'd actually never heard of Posh Paws until you mentioned it above;
what I thought of when I saw that dinosaur was an earlier dino that Steve
Yeowell had drawn--the one with the enormous smiley-face on its head that
Archie the robot shows up riding in Zenith Phase III. (That strikes me as much more of a transformative
use.)
And the second run of Red Razors is insultingly stupid. It's as if Millar had it in
for his readers, or for an editor; nearly every sentence of dialogue ends in an
exclamation point, which for any post-Stan Lee action-comics writer is the
equivalent of saying "YOU'RE REALLY EXCITED NOW! THIS IS VERY EXCITING! I
CAN SEE HOW EXCITED YOU ARE!" I was wondering if I'd missed some sections
too (especially when it goes from "Razors is back on the case!" to
"Razors has gone berserk and needs to be stopped!" with no warning at
all), but I think it's very
charitable to think of it as an editing problem. There's no way in which this
writing is passable. There's a section of Thrill-Power Overload where David Bishop is tearing his hair out over the
publisher's edict that any work that had been commissioned had to be run; I
forget what era of 2000 AD that
applied to, but it might well have been this one.
By the final episode, both Millar and Dobbyn are just taking
the laziest possible way out. Actual dialogue: "It's killing me! I'm going
to die!" "That's the idea, punk! Hope it hurts!" I only made it bearable for myself by reading it in a Monty Python "Gumbies" accent. I'm amazed that
the last page, with a kid finding Razors' badge on the ground and then tossing
it aside, doesn't simply dissolve a quarter of the way through into a photocopy
of a script page on which Millar has scribbled "oh, fuck it, I'm hungry,
who's got the M&Ms?" The subsequent twist-ending six-pager (which
itself ran a year after the second series ended) is almost as bad--you can see
the origins of the Nemesis/Superior writer for whom no shock is too cheap.
(A bibliographic note: there are two other short Red
Razors stories, both drawn by Steve Yeowell
and originally printed in specials, that didn't end up in the collection.
You're not missing anything, though.)
What I miss most in the second series, actually, is
Yeowell's artwork. Yeowell's a sturdy artist rather than a flashy one, and his
work sparkles when he's got a good script to work with, but it's almost never
less than entertaining: even the slack parts of the Megazine run of Red Razors are clear and elegant-looking. I can't imagine his
reputation hasn't suffered from his two best pieces of work, "Zenith"
and "The New Adventures of Hitler," having been out of print for
ages. He still draws various 2000 AD
serials (especially "The Red Seas," lately), and I believe I saw his
work turn up a year or so ago in The 99, of all places. I'm curious about your take on the visual side of Red
Razors, Graeme--what do you think?
And one other observation about Red Razors: it was, I believe, the first Judge Dredd spinoff that was simply set in the Dredd universe
rather than directly involving characters or concepts that connected directly
to the main series (e.g. Judge Anderson, Helltrekkers, Chopper). A bunch of others have followed (Armitage, Harmony,
Brit-Cit Babes, and so on up
through Low Life and Insurrection)--can you talk a little about what you think makes a
Dredd-universe series work or not work?
GRAEME: I'm glad you
asked me about Yeowell, because I'd been meaning to talk about his work earlier
and forgot, in my rush to explain just how disappointed I was in the writing.
(And this coming from someone who has read Millar's other work, which should
hopefully suggest just how bad the writing is here.) I'm a massive, massive fan
of Yeowell; his work on the third series of Grant Morrison's Zenith is still some of my very favorite comic art
ever--it's his brushwork, and the fearlessness with which he uses black as a
solid design element on the page--and he's definitely one of the true saving
graces of Red Razors for me.
He's an artist who clearly works from life, rather than from comics, if that
makes sense; his characters and use of line feel more individual and honest
than the majority of his contemporaries as comic artists, and it's harder to
trace his lineage in terms of influences. (There's Toth in there, perhaps, and
maybe some Cam Kennedy...?) He's not really an artist who's easy to color,
however, and the colors here don't really do him any favors. (Neither does the
reproduction; at times, it looks more like a scan of the original printed
version, with some Photoshop touch-up.) Everything's too flat, and a little too
murkily colored to make sense to the eye.
(I'd agree that
"New Adventures of Hitler" is some of his best work. Something that
really helps that, for me, is the truly insane coloring that was used in the
final version, with scans of paisley patterns or inksplots or whatever being
used seemingly randomly, but somehow working with the story and the art in ways
that you wouldn't have expected, heightening the unreality of what was
happening - who really would've expected Morrissey to have a cameo in a
historical series about Hitler's early days? - but allowing Yeowell's line-art
to shine nonetheless.)
That said, I suspect
that Yeowell would've been less successful for the second series than Nigel
Dobbyn was. For all Dobbyn's faults, and he has many, he's a more dynamic
artist than Yeowell, whose work can occasionally be too... I want to say static
or fragile, but neither of those are exactly right; his art doesn't flow from
the Kirby school of BANG DYNAMISM ON THE PAGE AND WOW, though, and trends away
from spectacle in the sense that Millar was clearly looking for in that second
series. Dobbyn's art is generic and bland, yes, but he's more of the school
that Millar was clearly looking for in his odd, inflatable-John-Byrne-face
action sequences. If Yeowell had handled it, I suspect the flaws in the writing
would've been even more obvious, somehow.
...I'm kind of stunned
that Red Razors was the first
"Dredd Universe, but no Dredd characters" series to have seen print
(there were others that were mooted before, of course, like Wagner and Grant's
original Bad Company)--if
only because... Well, do you think there was some point where they looked at
what it was like and thought, "No, this will never work"? I think the
problem with Razors is that
it just fails to get what makes Dredd work, in a way that the other series
do. There's a smartness to Dredd (and the Dreddverse, I guess), a self-awareness
and humor about itself (even in the most serious strips, there's some level of
humor, even if it is remarkably grim, and deeply hidden, or, alternatively, a
silly joke name or whatever when you least expect it. What was the name of
America's friend? Benny Beeny?) that allows it to be read on multiple levels in
a way that Red Razors just
can't be. Dredd stories, at their best, are things that can read and
appreciated by people who have no interest in science fiction as a genre,
because they're really something else in disguise: Comedy, tragedy, political
satire or commentary. You can take the SF out of a good Dredd story and you'd
still have something entirely enjoyable and worth reading, something that has
"a point." But if you take the SF out of Red Razors, all you have left is a purposefully dumb
collection of pop culture references and catchphrases.
DOUGLAS: Actually I might be wrong: Helltrekkers was, I suspect, the first spinoff that didn't involve any
characters we'd seen before, although I think by that point Grant and Wagner
had established the idea that there were desperate types who left the city to
settle in the Cursed Earth. The Dredd spinoffs that work, though, generally seem to
be the ones that have a protagonist with an unusual relationship to the fascist
surveillance state. Anderson is a surveiller who can read people's minds, but
she's obsessively troubled by the idea that the elect should impose their will
on the masses by force, even as she's doing it. Chopper recognizes no authority
at all. Low Life clicked when it
shifted its focus to Dirty Frank, whose role within the Judges' world of
regimented order is to be an agent of chaos, to the point where he's lost
himself. I just read Dan Abnett and Colin MacNeil's Insurrection (which I'll be getting around to here sometime late
next year!), and thought Marshal Luther was a terrific lead character: a rebel
against the Judges who believes in their law to his core, which makes his
loyalties irreconcilably divided. (I won't spoil it if you haven't read it, but
the way the ending dramatizes that is brilliant.)
Judge Hershey, on the
other hand, was never much of a series, as far as I can tell, even though it
ran several dozen episodes: she's a tough, competent cop, and that's not enough. And Red
Razors hitches a ride on Dredd's
worldbuilding rather than expanding it (having it set a few decades after the
era of the main strip not only means its additions to the setting aren't
available to other writers, it seals off the possibility that Sov Block Two
could someday get the "Apocalypse War"/"Judgement Day"
treatment). Razors is a one-note killing machine, with no depth or motivation
or agenda or relationship to anything in particular. I see where the series was
trying to have a satirical point, at least the first time around--a joke about
what happened to Russia once its ideological framework fell apart--but Millar
simply wasn't up to taking it anywhere new or interesting after the first few
pages.
Thanks again to Graeme for joining me. Next week, Dredd
Reckoning rings in the new year with Mean Machine: Real Mean.